Since this is the internet, we have been advised to not divulge personal information on our blog. But that's no fun! So here is what we'll do: mix and match the truth with the avoid-creepy-stalkers-on-the-internet untruths.
We are a little family of three. My name is Steven and my wife's name is Stephan and our little boy's name is Timmy. We have a wonderful life in the quaint town of Bob, Utah. I work as a rocket scientist for ATK Thiokol. My wife has the most important job of all: making me dinner. No, just kidding. My wife was a well respected philanthropists for 8 years before becoming the mother of our child (and a great one at that). We enjoy spelunkling, caving, caverning, and fissuring. In the off-season we enjoy hiking and politiking. We are a very fun family that longs for world peace and the well-being of puppies.
The
best part (besides the tree falling) is when the guy when the chain saw
yells, "come on!" after the first false start. They had been working on
this tree for quite a while and we just happen to get there about 5
minutes before the falling.